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Top Bushisms for 2007

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One of my least favorite things about the end of the year are the number of year-end retrospectives that pop-up all over the media. Most of it is centered around celebrities of which I could care less. But this one from http://politicalhumor.about.com tickles my funny bone. Enjoy. Top 10 Bushisms of 2007 The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2007 10. "And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it." --interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007 9. "I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military." --on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Oct. 17, 2007 8. "One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --on ...

The Reformation Polka

A lovely little polka about the Reformation. Very funny.

"Have you been mistreated at your job? Call Don Pratt!"

This is a funny bit from "Mr. Show" that has a lead character with an interesting name. Let me apologize in advance for the obscene gesture in the first frame of the clip. The obscene gesture and a bit of strong language disappears after the first 15 seconds or so. Have You Been Mistreated At Your Job, Call Don Pratt! Add to My Profile | More Videos Enjoy! Don

When is a Joke NOT "Just a Joke" ?

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse and Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she is now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness." "The bad news is that Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna's response: "He didn't hang himse...